Realizing the solution

"The best part about dating a witch was that I always felt at my best: strong, healthy, full of energy and love to give. But then came the problem... My virility ended up turning against me when I decided to cheat on her. She didn't let it go. She cast a spell on me that was, without a doubt, the worst punishment I could imagine. Now, every time I look at a woman with desire... I instantly transform into a version of her. Not only that — I become an even more attractive and irresistible version, with clothes, makeup and accessories that scream for attention. Like a walking shop window, made to attract the hungry eyes of every man around."

"The worst part? I've completely lost my love life. Every time I try to go out with a woman, everything goes down the drain. I can barely even get a date, because the moment I start to feel that attraction... boom! There I am, even hotter than her. I'm a walking spectacle, full of curves, impeccable makeup, and wearing the most provocative clothes I would ever have the courage to wear in any other situation. And what do I do? I cancel the date, of course! How do I explain to someone that their company has become a visual competition?

The worst part is that the spell lasts 24 hours. And when I finally get back to normal and try to explain it to them... it's too late. The damage is already done. They think I'm weird, disappear, block my number. My love life has become a real disaster!

But then comes the worst blow of all: I remember something she said to me before she cast this spell on me. The key to breaking it would be to make someone fall in love with me. Easy, right? Well... not under the current conditions. How am I supposed to make someone fall in love with me, if every time I try I turn into an even more irresistible female version of the girl? Wait... could it be...?

I think I just realized... the only way someone could fall in love with me... would be with the female version of me! But what now? What do I do with this? Do I have to seduce myself to break the curse? This is getting too weird even for me!"