Marshall simply leaned back against the wall, incredulous, unable to accept what had happened in court days earlier. On the day of his divorce hearing, oozing arrogance and with pockets full of money, he decided to challenge the magistrate. He looked at the judge and blurted out, with utter disrespect: "Your Honor, the woman standing before you wouldn't even exist without me! If she wants my assets so badly, she should know she’s already gotten plenty. You wouldn't believe the amount of money I invested to make her presentable enough to walk beside a man like me." The judge simply stared at him, raising an eyebrow, letting the man keep digging his own grave. "You see... she has all the beauty needed to snag another fool out there. If she wants a share of my cash, it’s only fair that she pays me back for every cosmetic procedure and treatment I funded!" Losing patience and unwilling to tolerate another second of such arrogance, the judge banged his gavel and ...