My Sister's Wardrobe Was the Real Problem
Sister: “You are absolutely not going anywhere with those nerdy friends of yours dressed like that. No way!” Dad: “I agree with your sister. That outfit is hardly appropriate.” The son looked down at himself, then back at his father. Son: “Seriously?” Sister: “Seriously! That's my body you're walking around in!” Dad: “And that's precisely why we need to have a conversation. We still don't know what caused this bizarre body swap, but until we figure it out, you need to remember one very important thing.” He paused, giving his son a stern look. Dad: “That body isn't yours.” Son: “I know, Dad.” Dad: “Then you should respect your sister's wishes and dress appropriately.” Son: “I would, but there's a small problem.” His father raised an eyebrow. Dad: “What problem?” Son: “I didn't choose the clothes. I just opened her wardrobe and discovered that my sister apparently has a very creative definition of ‘something to wear around the house.’” Silence. ...