3 Things Nobody Tells You About a Gender Swap... Until It Happens to You.
1. Everyone expects you to be flawless. If nobody can find out you've swapped bodies, looking like her isn't enough... You have to be her. You learn to walk in heels without looking like a newborn deer, practice your posture in front of the mirror, realize that even crossing your legs takes practice, and discover that one awkward smile can make people think something's wrong. Nobody warns you that acting is the hardest part. 2. Women's clothes definitely don't come with an instruction manual. Hidden clasps. Back buttons. Tiny buckles. Adjustable straps. Nearly invisible zippers. You spend fifteen minutes trying to figure out how to put on a single outfit... ...only to realize it was supposed to fasten from the front. And even after you finally get dressed, you can't help wondering: "Was it supposed to look like this?" 3. If the woman you swapped with happens to be married... things get even more complicated. Every morning, you rush to th...