Influencer by Accident
I'm a backend developer. I write code, I debug, I avoid sunlight. My idea of “socializing” is sending memes in Slack. So explain to me why I just woke up in a luxury penthouse, inside the body of LIA LUX , one of the biggest fitness influencers on the planet. Millions of followers. Viral TikToks. Yoga at sunrise. Collabs with protein brands I can't even pronounce. I’m in bright blue leggings so tight I can feel every breath. My phone keeps buzzing. Comments. Mentions. Live in 2 hours , it says. Wait. Live?! I try to cancel it. No luck. I try to act normal, but the mirror says otherwise — high ponytail, flawless skin, body made of angles and curves. I don’t even know what half these workout poses are called! I open her DMs looking for help, and they're full of: “Queen, can't wait for your new glute circuit!!” “Will you show us your new protein smoothie recipe today??” “You’re such an inspiration!!” Great. If I mess up, I’ll destroy a brand, a career, and possibl...