Cosmic changes

Amidst piles of trash and debris, a simple man in his thirties — worn-out clothes, tired eyes — kicks an empty can until it hits something shiny between the garbage. — "What the hell is that?" — he mutters, bending down. It's a golden lamp, dusty, but strangely valuable-looking. Driven by curiosity, he rubs the side of it with his sleeve. Poof! A cloud of blue smoke bursts out, and a genie spins into the air, grand and majestic. — "Greetings, mortal! After centuries of slumber, I awaken! As tradition dictates, you are granted three wishes!" The man stumbles back, eyes wide. — "You're... a genie? This is real?" — "As real as your bank account, my friend. Now, speak your wishes!" Still in disbelief, he thinks for a moment. — "Alright... First wish: money. I want lots of money." The genie snaps his fingers. A golden credit card appears in the man’s pocket, glowing like the sun. — "Done. Unlimited funds. Next?...